Out the Backside

the Big Ten has teams like Wisconsin and Minnesota. Both teams lack true tradition in every sport, sans hockey, and this year is no different. Big Blue rolled in to the Humphreydome today and completed another victory to keep the Little Brown Jug. The Wolverines never lost in the Dome and have beaten the Goof’s 36 of the past 39. Michigan will own the new TCF stadium in the same manner!

 Hey Mike Honcho, this was your year to put a beating on a weak Wolverine team. So much for that. At least you have the Queens! Bahahahaha!!